Nana's response:

After reading the poem "the computer swallowed Grandma" by Valerie Waite, nana Pam to our grandchildren (or wifey to me) was inspired to write this:

Don't worry about your Granny

I hear you've lost your granny

and thought that you should know

It wasn't just an accident

she really meant to go.

She spent long years providing

everything that you did need

and now she's taking her turn,

Such desires, she needs to feed.

She saw ad's on the computer

offering 'OVER 60's FUN'

and packed her little ruck sack

for adventures in the Sun.

She waited in her armchair

Computer primed, and ON

and pressed CONTROL and ENTER

In a moment she was gone.

She flew across to Europe

Walked round Paris, climbed the Tower

Don't worry for her hygiene

The Hostel has a shower.

She backpacked through the countries

viewing mountains, cities, plains.

Don't worry, She's not walking

She goes by bus and trains.

She went across to Africa

to Kruger National Park

Saw, Rhino, Lion, and Buffalo

and Heard Hyaenas bark.

Whilst canoeing on a river

she saw some croc's asleep.

Don't worry none will eat her

She spends most time in a Jeep.

On Thailand’s sunny beaches

she basked on sun-kissed sand

Don't worry about the scorching heat

there's Sun Cream close at hand.

Off trekking on an elephant

through the Jungle in Dalat

Don't worry about mosquitoes

she has repellent and a hat.

Then on, to India's continent

A long and tiring lap

Don't worry how she'll find her way

she's got compass and a map

She toured Bazaars and temples

Himalayas, Taj, and Dheli

don't worry what she's eating

She's been careful with the curry.

V.I,P. UNITED STATES

NEW YORK,and CENTRAL PARK

Don't worry about her safety

she's always in by dark

She had a go at Rodeo

and wrestled with a cow.

The bruises were quite minimal

those Cowboys showed her how.

In Lapland’s farthest regions

she saw the Northern lights

Don't worry about the biting cold

She has her thermal tights.

On Dog Sled fast and furious

She sped across the snow.

Don't worry about her getting lost

The dogs know where to go.

Whales, ice, bright stars, and falling snow

Gran travels with great ease

don't worry about her comfort.

She has tent, and poles, and skis

Your Gran is quite amazing

She has adventures by the score

She's Bungee Jumped, and Gorge walked

Trekked through deserts, and much more.

I'm sure you'll find your Granny

'though one thing you'll never know

Did she REALLY press wrong button?

Or escape through Googles door?